Funny Things E Has Said Lately

E loves when I get a Scentsy shipment.  She says, "Ohhhhh, Scentsy stuff!  Smells nummy!"  Yesterday when an order arrived I told her that she couldn't take any of the bars because she didn't buy them, other people did.  So this morning, she handed me a fake quarter and said, "Here money. I buy it."

The other night she put her arm around me on the couch and said: (mumble, mumble, mumble) "...whole wide world."
Me:  "What?"
E: (points to me) "YOU are!"
Me: "I am what?"
E: "Mys best friend whole wide world!"

When I am hurrying E out of the house lately, reminding her of her shoes, her drink, hurry up, we'll be late, she says: "Ohhhhhh kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, slooooooooooooooow dooooooooooown!" but I think she may be trying to tell me to CALM down.

I was closing up a box and it made a suspicious sound.
E: "Mommy, hiney toot!!!"
Me: "No, E, that was the box!"
E: (looks at me firmly) "Not box.  Just Mommy!"